Who’s the stalker now hahah

STOP SAYING NO ONE CARES YOU GUYS OH MY GOD I WILL PUNCH YOUR SOUL IF YOU SAY THAT UNIRONICALLY THAT AIN’T COOL. JUST SHUT UP IF THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GOING TO SAY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE DO AND YOU’RE JUST WORRYING THEM OR PISSING THEM OFF.

Who and why 5 of these?

havingofthebutter:

masukukaja:

pinfad:

turntechgearhead:

thebestkindofbeehive:

lavastormsw:

princeofclockwork:

dragonoffate:

les8fin:

swiftswagger:

proofinthemeat:

basstrip:

treblerise

liesinthesalad

or liesoutofthesalad

or something

SlowSwogger

Str8

Unicorn of whimsy.

…I feel so dirty writing that.

Vagabond of Cables. Peasant of Electricity.

Tranquil Water

(dunno how to do the sw thing)

The worst type of…. burrow?

liftarchaicPulleyfoot

what

blunt hate

masukunda

lacking margarine 

People. (My url’s P. much me so just the anti-me)

ramenchicken:

mavichaos:

the-hunger-games123:

watch-me-bleed:

oh-my-godstiel:

lvlalkavian:

okaysional:

hussiebot:

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Very much so

Having mental disorder seems to be fashion this year.

God bless this post.

(via imgTumble)

thisssss

This bugs me on such a huge level, especially since I know so many people who are probably hypochondriacs or like to self-diagnose themselves using the Internet.

My personal theory is (and I think everyone should do this) I will never say “I have/am ___” until a LICENSED DOCTOR tells me I have the said diagnosis in person.

What’s worse is when other people say to you “Do you have such and such?” Just because you act a certain way. I have a weird obsession with even amounts when it comes to certain food items, but that doesn’t mean I’m OCD. It just means I have a rather annoying quirk.

People who say sad things are depressing disgust me.

zalein:

meme4u:

Bitch, I’m a friendly motherfucker

You all are, you just don’t know it yet. Hahah.

clusterbeatboxer:

khaleesi:

jewbilant:

you see this?

it’s called a razor

if you’re a girl, USE IT

your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay

you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything

YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY

Or!

Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following:

1. hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women?
2. women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it.
3. childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them.

AND ALSO:

1. there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate. 
2. all mammals have hair. We’re mammals.

AND FINALLY:

1. No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to.

You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point?

Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same.

where do these intelligent people COME from?!

What that dude said, My leg’s gon’ be how they want. And they decide to grow hair so I ain’t gon’ stop ‘em, same goes for everything but my head, I will cut that hair.

So I just realized I’mma miss E3. The first year in whenever we haven’t been able to watch it, I am sads.

thedistantearl:

So, I finally finished all of my Gamzee shit that I needed to work on for Colossalcon. I’m so excited. I’m going to die guys. The only thing I was worried about…were the fucking horns. What do you know, my god (aka, Alexis) Was all “Here, let me be the most amazing person, lol except I’m a god…

No you keep dem horns, I don’t want ‘em no mo’.

My friend said she felt like a stalker, so not wanting to be out done I sent her 4 messages just now. Hahah.